league of gentlemen
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Mar
27
2012
WELCOME, donvanvliet! Glad you're here. John has yet to show up, but we hope he'll be here soon. It's sort of like waiting for Godot here, except there's no Adonis-like figure to tell us he's not coming. So we sit here kvetching, fighting, making up, and having occasional awkward silences. Sorry. We're a lot of fun, though, so hang out and see if John shows up. The more the merrier! :)) -
Mar
30
2012
Move along, move along, and nobody gets arrested. Mr Cleese will be along when he's good and ready, but I'm sure it will be soon. He's just a little tied up with courtin, touring, you know.. That's right, stand over there. And you too, sir. That's right. There's good little Cheeselets.
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They're very well behaved night, Reg. I like it when they don't give us a hassle.
Did you tell 'em he's never coming, Bert? We really should put them out of their misery, ya know.
But that would put us out of a job too, Reg.
Oh yeah, yer right Bert.
MOOOOOVE ALONG! Thanks, and evenin' all.
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May
12
2012
Zelda, when you say you get the sexes misses up, what exactly do you mean?
I personally love the challenge of identifying the sex of really ambiguous looking people, who I refer to as Pat. I saw Pat at a gas station yesterday, wearing a feminine bomber jacket and suit pants containing a large flat ass.
I guessed male, Mrs thumble guessed female, and we will never, ever know.
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May
22
2012
When I was visiting my cousin this weekend, a car drove up to her house, and a very tall person got out who I assumed was an effeminate gay man. But my cousin introduced this person to me as "Susan". So I just said "Nice to meet you" and left it at that. Turns out Susan once had man parts, and is in the process of transitioning to a woman. Still a way to go yet, I think.
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May
22
2012
Well your first thought before you heard the name Susan, was that this was a man, so I think Susan is having some measure of success. -
May
23
2012
I would also like to join the Sex Committee. I will do my best to be an upstanding member, though I think it might be a little hard for me......upstanding......hard member......what was I talking about again??
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May
26
2012
Ooooooooh! Well I guess it wasn't quite working then, but hopefully will. Why on earth would a man want to be a woman? Knowing how repressed society has made women, knowing his earning potential will be shortened considerably, knowing James Brown was right and this is a man's man's world, knowing it will make him way smarter to become a woman but less able to get the opportunity to use it or show it, knowing he's giving up the right to easily curse in public, knowing every used car salesman will be more than happy to sell that lemon to him without one single drop of conscience or guilt, knowing that his sexual freedom will now contain a million rules of conduct, knowing that bras are still the most uncomfortable thing in the world to wear, knowing that he will then have to find a good guy to talk to and that -- I have to go, sorry. -
May
26
2012
I know from experience that strong, assertive women, who use their femininity in corporate situations, blow away all male opposition and do extremely well. I can give you a dozen examples. Given that all corporations need to show "equal opportunity" the male execs always go for the ladies that are most like them, but they can flirt with. Sort of like making love to themselves.
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