John Cleese Forum

I bought a WWII gas mask at an antique store today for no apparent reason other than I thought it might look good on a shelf. And it does :D

Toronto Blue Jays are back!!!!!!!!  Beat The Tribe in Cleveland with a 9th inning comeback to tie, then won it with a 3 run homer in the top of the 16th.  Longest opening day game in history. 

Jays for the World Series!!!!!!!

Oh, a new non-sequitur thread. :-)

As a superpower... this invisibility really sucks.

I went out ,I knew I`d gone out, cause i had to go back in  8-}

I wish I had finished my flyling lessons.  Can fly and touchdouwn, but dang if I can takeoff.

You can tell how wide a person's vocabulary is by looking at which keys are shiny and which ones are covered in dust on their computer keyboard. For example, \ | # ~ [ { ] } ` ¬, aren't used much on my keyboard. Another giveaway is the keys on which the lettering has all but been rubbed out, eg. E R T I O A S D H L N. If all the keys are shiny and equally well inscribed then that means the person spends much of their time looking for and buying new computers - so they must have a good agent or someone else does their writing for them.

i like to sing..

at work, at home... i even mime when im walking places with my headphones in :P

Had a dream last night that the lovely Mr. John Cleese was one of my professors. His class involved drinking lots of delicious wine then flying in a glider over some snowy place. After a nice conversation he gave me a tiny porcelain figure of an owl. Now I'm a little sad about going to school knowing that he is not indeed one of my professors.

NON-SEQUITURS ONLY!

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All your bases are belonging to us!

Why am I suddenly craving carrots?

Are bumble bees fat for a certain reason?

Does this break the rule?  :bz