George Zimmerman's Lawyer Prepares His Twinkie Defense Strategy "The Monty Python Defense"

  • Mar

    26

    2012

    PautePaute

    My client George Zimmerman is a very vulnerable individual weighing only 250 pounds. Fragile and delicate like a petite, gamine ballet dancer. His assailant Trayvon Martin was over 100 pounds lighter -- making him much more agile and dangerous. Furthermore Trayvon Martin was armed with a bag of Skittles AND an iced tea. These are lethal weapons. It is no wonder that my client felt so threatened. And quite understandably felt that his life was in danger.

    Further, my client was raised on a steady diet of the educational television program "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which people are taught to use a gun to shoot people armed with such frightening weapons.

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    Assailant armed with a lethal banana


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  • Mar

    26

    2012

    thumblethumble
    Good find Paute - great satire.  Zimmerman is quite a bit shorter and fatter than Our John, but he obviously learned his lesson well. 

    It has highlighted a serious problem in US society.  The shortage of fresh fruit.

    And a few shortcomings in Florida law, of course.  Very, very tragic, but it has highlighted this ridiculous NRA inspired legalized murder.  I think that law will be off the books within year.
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