stop that it's silly!
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Mar
15
2012
I was being silly. I thought. You don't know how hard being silly is for me right now. But I'm giving it my very best. Perhaps mrsthing needs a lullabye............(singing quietly) Hush, hush, sweet Char-o-lett. Charlotte, don't you cry......hush, hush, sweet Char-o-lett, Cad's mommy's in the cellar and mummified.........shhhh! and shhhh!Sleep, with your eyes open now, mrsthing, hush, hush, sweet mrsthing........Cad will love you 'till you mummify. lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, hush hush, shhhhhhhhh! mrsthing, listen to me, you are slowly falling into a deep, deep sleep, mrsthing, you are agent 0038, and you are needed by Her Majesty's Secret Service. John Cleese has the cheese. It's hidden in his knees. That's all you need to know for now, mrsthing. Over. hmmmm, hush, hush, shhhhhhhhh...... -
Apr
7
2012
Hmmmmm.....John Cleese has the cheese. It's hidden in his knees.He keeps it there because of a girl named Louise.She was a mousy kind of girl and really she could carewhat the rest of you thought but she stays hungry,if you please.pause.His friends would say, John we begbut why is that girl nibbling on your leg?We beg this of you although we'd rather you not explainand this is how poetry in the 1920's would often handle a refrain. -
Apr
8
2012
Leg , beg ,smeg,I would eat Egg,but to eat cheese on toastrather than on knees ,this comes from the heartcause i would rather havesmelly egg than smelly cheese fart.so don`t refrain , let it rumble like a train:-& -
Apr
9
2012
The Heavenly WillyNilly's
Let me tell y'a little story 'bout a man named Cleese
Great long legs stretched well above his knees
Then one day on his alimony tour....
He found another babe and then he wanted more....
Punishment that is....
Financial, emotional and physical punishment....
Well the next thing you know John's married once again
Just when we thought he wasn't quite insane
But with a goofy grin and a tolerance for pain
He's circling back around the matrimonial drain....
With a great big sucking sound....
Which he badly misinterpreted...
As pleasure....
Poor John. Let us look after you
;;)
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