I'm sorry. I'm the most boring member of this forum. Really. If Naughty Opossum were here, she'd tell you. She came to visit me once when she was in the US, and I was really, really, really boring.
I kept apologizing for it. I also apologize too much. Sorry.
ahhhh....oh yes.........I forgot about that part......okay.........now I understand.......I'm sorry but not only am I boring, but I am slooooooow.........nice website!
Okay. Next time I'll show you. Next time I see it, I won't say the code words "Tighten your tupperware!". I'll simply show you. That's right. Expose your vulnerability! If I can spot board computer glitches with my empty-headedness, then the girdle has truly dropped!
oh, now you're wondering how did everybody know I was wearing a slip? I lifted up my dress to prove a point. Where we live down south, it's extremely humid. A slip is sometimes your best friend. I ain't letting go of mine. I don't want to get up from a chair and have the whole back of my dress wet and stuck to my thighs and butt. In the summer, that's what happens to everybody around here, whether they admit it or are oblivious to it. We deal with temperature above 100 in the summer with humidity at around 90 percent, and heat index around 115 F. Nope. I'm keeping my slip.
Sounds pleasant. I wouldn't be able to handle it. Anything above 78F is too warm for me, and humidity+heat kills me. I need to live somewhere cold and rainy and snowy (and yet here I am in southern California...) You're a much stronger person than I.
I have no choice. I'd prefer cooler weather, too. But I just can't control the weather where I live, try as I might. It just does what it wants and I just say, well go on with it then, do as you must.
I've always wished I could control weather. Earlier this week I begged and pleaded with the weather, and when that didn't work I shook my fist and made angry faces, yelling "curse you, weather!" It rained for two days. I think I'm developing powers.
*Voodoo zelda wets her forefinger sticks it high in the air*
No, afraid it was already in the air. HoHum. Spells are tricky. Come by and have a cup of of ,,,something..yawn,.. and i'll show you some. I am just so booooring.