European Championship 2012

  • Jun

    19

    2012

    chris14chris14
    There once were 3 lions on a shirt
    They wiped off their enemies like dirt
    Fearlessly, with lion heart
    Rooney, Gerrard, Theo, Hart
    Made their opponents wearing skirt.

  • Jun

    20

    2012

    thumblethumble
    Hahahaha!  I love it Chris - especially the last line, which sounds like a direct translation from the Croatian ;)

    Go England!!!!!  Mop up the Italians in the Quarters on your way to Glory!

  • Jun

    20

    2012

    thumblethumble
    We make those Italians wearing skirt - HA!

  • Jun

    30

    2012

    thumblethumble
    Unfortunately those Italians made the English wearing skirt last Sunday.... same with the Germans on Thursday....special frilly ones most unbecoming of the Teutonic image..

    So I'm thinking they are making the Spaniards wearing onions tomorrow....

    Go Azzuri!!!!


  • Jul

    1

    2012

    zeldazelda

    Garlic is standard!

     

     

     

  • Jul

    2

    2012

    thumblethumble
    The Spaniards making the Italians wearing skirt.  What a show!!! 

  • Jul

    2

    2012

    chris14chris14
    Well, if not England, at least Spain won.

    I certainly didn't translate it from any languages. I didn't know that the Croatians have something similar, Thumble!

  • Jul

    2

    2012

    chris14chris14
    Here's another one (it's not Croatian, and it's not a translation, either :-) )

    There once was a country, called Spain,
    Who became footie champions yet again.
    They won titles each year,
    They didn't show sign of fear.
    (The) Spanish Armada left others in pain.

  • Jul

    3

    2012

    zeldazelda
    After the Enlish sunk then!

  • Jul

    14

    2012

    chris14chris14
    Yeah, they did. Again. :-(

  • Jul

    20

    2012

    thumblethumble
    Bring Back Beckham!!!!!

  • Jul

    26

    2012

    chris14chris14
    He won't be in the Team GB. Stuart Pierce left him out of the squad. :-( 

  • Jul

    26

    2012

    thumblethumble
    WhoTF is Stuart Pierce?  Fire 'im.

    Bastard!

  • Jul

    26

    2012

    chris14chris14
    I liked Stuart Pierce, but now I'm disappointed. Becks should be in the team. 

  • Jul

    27

    2012

    thumblethumble
    To the tune of "Dennis Moore"

    Stuart Pierce, Stuart Pierce, fired our David Becks
    Stuart Pierce, Stuart Pierce should get no more sex
    Shunned by the shy, feared by the fierce
    Stuart Pierce, hum hum hum, boil your bum....

    Reviews:
    "Lacks taste and meter"  The Guardian at Lunchtime
    "Lacks the taste of meat" The Guardian at Dinnertime
    "..and rhythm...and volume..."  The Guardian Nightclub Edition
    "Thumble should go promulgate his bloody hypothesis" Stuart Pierce
    "Ooooh, naughty" ... the ghost of Liberace.
    "..just as bad the next day..." the Guardian Morning Edition.
    " "The Legend of Stuart Pierce", Witty Brainchild of Thumble, Hits the Post and Goes Wide with the Football Crowd"  The Guardian Weekend Edition.

  • Jul

    27

    2012

    chris14chris14
    LOL, it's a great poem to the tune of "Dennis Moore", Thumble!

  • Jul

    27

    2012

    thumblethumble
    Aw shucks Chris.  Is it really?


    :\"> :\"> :\">

  • Jul

    27

    2012

    chris14chris14
    Yeah, it was funny!

  • Jul

    28

    2012

    thumblethumble
    Was it?  Tell me again.

  • Jul

    28

    2012

    chris14chris14
    Your poem was funny.

  • Jul

    28

    2012

    thumblethumble
    How funny?

  • Jul

    28

    2012

    chris14chris14
    er... a lot!

  • Jul

    28

    2012

    thumblethumble
    Gee thanks Chris.  I love it when it comes from the heart :))

  • Jul

    28

    2012

    chris14chris14
    I know, it is a good feeling, isn't it? :-)
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